If you are in the mood to picket funerals, have I got one for you.
There’s this guy who died. He’s single, mid-30s. Some of his friends say he was married to this one chick for awhile, but others of us have never really seen any proof of it. Regardless, he spent most of his time hanging with other guys and was even caught kissing this one dude in his “group” once. In front of God and everybody he just totally planted one on the dude! Tell me that’s not totally gay!
Anyway, he not only was “best friends” with these men, he went practically everywhere with them. This one time they went on this vacation cruise together and he was in the cabin down below–if you know what I mean. He told the other guys on the cruise to not bug him because he was “sleeping”, but who knows what he was really doing. I mean, for real, this was a boat with a bunch of guys, you know? Totally totally gay.
Except for all these hookers he hung out with. But I’m sure they were just his hags or something.
Anyway, after you’re done picketing Heath Ledger’s funeral (since he was in Brokeback Mountain) you could go here and totally picket this dude’s funeral too. After all, if God Hates Fags, I totally bet he hates this guy.
Yes.
You know, if I was a governor of a state, and that group was coming to picket a funeral while I was in office, I would simply put out a press release that anybody who happened to physically assault that group, would instantly be granted a full pardon from the state.
Essentially, they would be outside the protections of the law.
Maybe that’s not the Christian thing to do, but you know with separation of church and state and all…
nice.. kinda heretical.. but fun. i like!
After I re-read it, I realise that it may sound like I was going for “Jesus is really gay” and/or “Heath Ledger is Jesus”. Really all I was going for was “judgementalist attitudes can really bite you in the end.”
Although I guess I should clarify. I neither believe that Jesus was gay nor that Heath Ledger was the Son Of God.
Oh, also forgot to mention that I don’t believe Jesus stayed dead.
Your meaning was quite clear, madam, and quite to the point.
Of course, on the Innernets, that won’t stop nobody.
Will you join our caravan to Kansas when the good Reverunt Phelps passes, so we can stand outside the church with a big sign that says, “GOD HATES FRED”? Although we probably should do that before he passes. Because, you know, flowers while you live and all.