Back in the original (ie. The one I like) Star Trek there was an episode about a silicon-based life form.
Rocks that speak!
Rocks that walk and talk!
It occurs to me now at this predawn moment that I am actually very special. More special than anyone you’ve ever met. I may even be one of the earliest X-Men.
My body gives birth to rocks.
The last one quite honestly surprised me. Yesterday I thought I was having bad cramping reactions to a medication and then there it was. Another little rock baby.
I have decided that these are merely my body’s attempt to serve as a gateway for the calcium-based life forms that will one day take over the world.