I was gonna write a long blog post about the top books I read this year.
Then I was gonna write a short post about how much I hate the abomination that is Stargate Universe.
Then I decided that I was going to install my new copy of Civ V. And that means that I’ll most likely just vanish off the face of the earth, never to be seen or heard from again. Generations from now the archaelogists will uncover my bones, still bent in a seated position, fingers curled as if gripping a mouse. They will speculate about the rituals of worship and sacrifice which led to my demise and interring. My bones will show that I died of starvation, dehydration and lack of Vitamin D. But they will never tell the whole story, the harrowing tale of obsessive love and fiery devotion that the soul once imprisoned in the calcified cage held for a strategy game.