Let me start by saying I have no idea what is wrong with my brain. I did take Benadryl before bed, but last time I checked Benedryl is not made from LSD. So I have no idea what those extended dreams were about.
But in my sleep I was in this sideways world. I was still married to my husband, but he hated being married to me. He spent most of our money on hookers. What he didn’t spend on hookers he used to buy cheeseburgers; he would then come home and eat massive quantities of those in front of the TV while he watched a cooking show. He seemed to have some sort of crazy mancrush on the host–a combination of Alton Brown and Joel McHale. In the sideways world of my dream, that guy was the biggest star on the planet.
One night his big star cooking show was preempted, and my husband had a huge fit. But we watched the show anyway. Turned out that the Obamas had decided to take over New Zealand, Iceland and Greenland and make them the three new states of the Union. There was a variety show filled with celebrities talking up how wonderful this was. Apparently Whoopi Goldberg especially liked the idea because in Iceland they made cheap plastic furniture which was perfect for people to buy while they sat by the bedside of their wounded soldiers. There was an extended segment about one father who slept JUST GREAT! in the hospital room on his special Icelandic Plastic Chair. And it only cost five dollars!
Needless to say I’m still tired.
Just Another Pretty Farce 
Katherine,
I have followed your infamous blog about your JL Kirk experience in 2007. I have been on a mission to put those charlatans away since 2005. I went to work for JL Kirk in June of 2005. After 3 days of role playing and interviewing “prospects” it became apparent that they were running the old Bernard Haldane scam. The last couple we interviewed had just moved to Nashville to start their lives over again. They had just lost their young son to a tragic illness and they were clearly distraught. After the initial interview, Rich told me that they would be an easy mark. I walked out and resigned by phone the next day.
A few days later I busted them on ripoffreport.com around the first week of July, 2005. They tried the same crap with me with the lame cease and desist demand retraction letter. My attorney told King and Ballow that there would be no detraction and that I stand by everything I have said.
The backed down.
When I read your blog from April of 2007 I was reminded of all the pain they must have caused so many people.
Here is where I am going with this- I have renewed my efforts to expose Rich Leipzig. He is now operating Career Focus Consultants. Nancy Amons with Channel 4 talked with me today and wanted to know if I knew of any former victims of the Leipzig brothers. The only names I could recall was yours and Lyle Seavers (he busted them with an undercover sting run by news Channel 5). I can’t find Lyle.
Would you be willing to go on camera and share your story with Nancy Amons at News Channel 4 or do you know of any former victims that would like to expose these charlatans?
Nancy is interviewing Rich Leipzig tomorrow for tomorrow nights 10:00 news cast. Sure would be nice to have “the real story.” I am going to do an interview with her as a former employee who had the inside scoop at JL Kirk.
I can be reached at 310-3336
Sincerely.
George Fischer
Man, you have weird (and detailed) dreams. Mine are nowhere near that interesting. Except the one I had about people walking around with stoplights on their heads. First time I remember dreaming in color.
oh, boy…