My Attic…?

I know I have an attic, because they mentioned one when we built the house. I have no idea how to get in there, though.

That worries me.

The last couple of days I’ve looked really good. Like, seriously attractive. Now, I’m not a bad looking person to begin with, I guess, but this is not normal. Chiefly because I think I look good. My husband has remarked on it several times as well. (“You’re looking especially pretty lately”)

I really need to get into my attic because I’m starting to think there may be a picture up there where I look increasingly hideous.