I’m passing another kidney stone. (I tell you this not for sympathy but to explain why I was asleep during the day.) I just woke up from a long drug-induced sleep–thank you, Phenergan–and for some reason completely unknown to me I have this song going through my head.
It’s perhaps the cheeriest song about kidnap and rape that has ever been sung. And a lot of people complain about RAP being degrading to women!
Treat ’em rough like them there Romans do
Or else they’ll think you’re tetched.
and
Dobbin’ really rattled their ears.
Oh they acted angry and annoyed,But secretly they was overjoyed
I just have no idea why the drugs decided to pull THAT out of the memory hole.
Just Another Pretty Farce 
Well, that’s a horrible song! What is it from? The musical looks familiar, but I can’t place it.
Also, you need a better class of drugs if this is what you wake up to!
I do hope your kidney stone passes with as much ease as one can pass one of those dreadful things.
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.
And curious Kat, are there really no male names in the Bible that start with F.
F can’t be an initial sound in Hebrew.
Hope you feel better soon.
The same musical includes a number that my daughter calls the bestiality song…”A man can’t sleep when he sleeps with sheep…”