I’m passing another kidney stone. (I tell you this not for sympathy but to explain why I was asleep during the day.) I just woke up from a long drug-induced sleep–thank you, Phenergan–and for some reason completely unknown to me I have this song going through my head.
It’s perhaps the cheeriest song about kidnap and rape that has ever been sung. And a lot of people complain about RAP being degrading to women!
Treat ’em rough like them there Romans do
Or else they’ll think you’re tetched.
Dobbin’ really rattled their ears.
Oh they acted angry and annoyed,But secretly they was overjoyed
I just have no idea why the drugs decided to pull THAT out of the memory hole.