>> Who decided to make public bathroom stalls out of highly reflective materials? What sick, twisted person thought this up?
I have no desire to watch myself in the act of using the toilet, thank you very much. Talk about your humbling experiences.
>> Parents are supposed to love their children. They are supposed to protect them from harm. They are supposed to nurture them and provide them with self-assurance.
Don’t get me wrong. I think it’s groovy that my parents will still send my husband birthday gifts. But if you think they didn’t send this one today just to imagine the look of horror on my face (before I fainted), you have another think coming.
Behold. The gift which arrived in the mail today:
Funny. Very funny.
>> Lastly, whoever said that Freudian Selling Tactics were going out of style forgot to inform the Jelly Belly people.
Is that a candy bean with added vitamins or are you just happy to see me?