This is one of those posts where I’d like to be all self-righteous and complain about the nasty people in the world who dump dogs they’re tired of. But I can’t talk too big, since I’m not in a position right now to give either of these kids homes.
A friend of ours [...]
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Abandoned Pups Need Home
Posted in if you won't leave me i'll find somebody who will, this motel will be standing until i've paid my bill on May 22, 2007 | 10 Comments »
On Lileks
Posted in Lileks, if you won't leave me i'll find somebody who will on May 7, 2007 | 2 Comments »
I guess the word is out about Lileks being slowly weaned away from a paid writing gig. I’m sad for the guy, because I hate it when anybody gets fired. Even worse are these slow-mo firings from plum gigs. You know what I mean…the kind of “firing” where they never [...]
Basking In The Reflected Glory Of Others
Posted in if you won't leave me i'll find somebody who will on March 30, 2007 | 4 Comments »
If I were a candy I’d be that bland, flavourless white gunk in the middle of the Bullseye, while my family and friends were the rich, gooey caramel surrounding me. There’s so much chewy goodness right now with the other people in my life.
My sister has been named ‘Teacher Of The Year’ at [...]
Priorities
Posted in Harry Potter, if you won't leave me i'll find somebody who will, poor poor pitiful me on March 29, 2007 | 14 Comments »
Look, everyone. I know you think it’s stupid that I’m moving heaven and earth to celebrate the release of a hardback book. I know you’ve got parties and events going on next July that you’d really like to have me attend. Summers are shorter now, and each weekend of [...]
If You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
Posted in if you won't leave me i'll find somebody who will, they say Jesus will find you wherever you go on March 28, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Some of you may remember Clarence, my budding legal mind of a nephew. Well, Clarence is bracketed by two sisters, one of whom is still a baby of sorts and the other, Aimee, who is now six. This is a brief tale about Aimee’s future as a religious philosopher.
At Aimee’s kindergarten, [...]
Sometimes
Posted in if you won't leave me i'll find somebody who will, poor poor pitiful me, they say Jesus will find you wherever you go, this motel will be standing until i've paid my bill on March 28, 2007 | 14 Comments »
Sometimes things go your way, and sometimes they don’t.
Sometimes the company hires you, and sometimes they don’t.
Sometimes it rains on a day when you needed sunshine.
Sometimes the cheese on the pizza burns.
I’m really frustrated with the continued hitting of brick walls in our life lately. I feel as though [...]
Wisteria Lane
Posted in if you won't leave me i'll find somebody who will, the Kat'll all have brucellosis on March 27, 2007 | 6 Comments »
It’s Wisteria season here at the Cobles’ house. Happy Spring!
Sad Truths
Posted in if you won't leave me i'll find somebody who will, obesity, politics, poor poor pitiful me, they say Jesus will find you wherever you go on March 24, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Well, I think after reading more in depth about Fred, I’m firmly back on the Ron Paul bandwagon. I just don’t see Fred as my ideological counterpart in this race. Regardless, I think it’s time for me to vote outside the box for once. I’m really tired of picking the [...]
Drinking The Snakes Out Of Eire
Posted in if you won't leave me i'll find somebody who will, the Kat'll all have brucellosis on March 17, 2007 | 10 Comments »
As I said last year, we were never allowed to wear green on St. Patrick’s Day. We were, after all, Protestant, and my father felt very strongly about not showing any loyalty to the Terrorists in Northern Ireland. Of course, I was a kid when The Troubles were just a few years [...]
When Lawyers Reproduce
Posted in if you won't leave me i'll find somebody who will on March 10, 2007 | 5 Comments »
The attorney gene is not dying out in my family. I think, rather, that it is becoming intensified through the generations. When my nieces or nephew have children, those kids will probably be Supreme Court Justices.
Allow me to tell a little tale starring my 3-year old nephew, whom we shall call Clarence.
Little [...]








