Random Question Of A Theoretical Nature

If you were on a date with a woman and she told you her favourite food was “breakfast” and her favourite movie was Men In Black would you: A) run screaming for the door B) politely listen to her recitation of random breakfast foods and hope that you’ll at least get some necking out of [...]

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Honky Blues

So my email just now tells me that if I donate some money to the TNGOP they will send me a free bumper sticker. Said bumper sticker reads “HONK if you’re paying my mortgage” What? While I get the point the TNGOP is trying to make I think they lose it on the word ‘my’. [...]

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“Uncle Sam Will Take Care Of Me”

This is why I’m a libertarian. This right here…this quote I heard on an interview on CNN last Saturday evening. Contrary to popular belief, I’m not an “I’ve got mine, so screw you guys, I’m goin’ home” kind of person. I believe in helping the needy, the poor, the hungry, the whathaveyou. But I believe [...]

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Why Kellogs (and possibly the rest of America) Has It’s Head Up Its Ass

There are two stories in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly, seperated by, oh, say maybe four pages. The first talks about a singer I’ve never heard of named Chris Brown and the serious beat-down he allegedly gave his girlfriend, Rhianna. (Another singer I’ve never heard of. I don’t do top 40, I guess.) The [...]

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Gettin’ My Irish On

I knew on my last visit to Barnes & Noble that St. Patrick’s Day was coming because their “Irish Fiction” table was smack dab in the middle of everything. This being a recession and me being a cheap bastard (bastardess?) I stood there with my iPod and entered the names of all the books I [...]

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