Best Thing I’ve Read On The Internet In, Oh, FOREVER

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Best Thing I’ve Read On The Internet In, Oh, FOREVER

November 6, 2008 by Katherine Coble

But I am going on record:
I will be up early on January 21st and if the Magic Rainbows are late delivering my gold-farting Unicorn there will be consequences.
Promises have been made.

I laughed all the way from upstairs to my desk. Heck. I’m still laughing.

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4 Responses

on November 6, 2008 at 3:53 pm | Reply dolphin

To hear conservatives tell it, Obama is the first president in history to have ever made campaign promises.
on November 6, 2008 at 4:16 pm | Reply Kat

Not the first by a longshot. But definitely the most recent to lead people to believe that they themselves were going to receive money directly upon his election.
on November 7, 2008 at 9:49 am | Reply Elena

That is the most hilarious thing I have heard in a looooooong time. Thanks for posting it, Kat! =D
on November 7, 2008 at 11:27 am | Reply Jonnelle

Here’s something….

http://www.mcphee.com/items/11770.html

Your very own unicorn