Someone landed on this blog thanks to a Google Search for the question
“Do horses have a penis”?
A) Someone needs to revisit mammalian biology class
B) Do I look like an expert on hipposchlong?
C) Really, male horses each have one penis apiece, so I’m thinking maybe this was a trick question.
D) What did people do before the internet? Did they just go to their graves wondering about equine wang?
I don’t know, but I believe “Equine Wang” would be a great name for a rock band.
That really ought to be ‘hippophallos’, you know.
It was my attempt to be etymologically ecumenical.
But I do like the melifluous “hippophallus”.
No, no, ‘phallos’ with an O. It’s Greek (like ‘hippos’), not Latin. For Latin you got ‘equuiphallus’.
You know, from equus. Like the play. Where you know who did the nude scene. Which is how whoever it was found your blog.
No, no, ‘phallos’ with an O. It’s Greek (like ‘hippos’), not Latin. For Latin you got ‘equuiphallus’.
I swear I knew I was misspelling it but couldn’t figure out which was Greek and which was Latin.
What software do you use to look at these Google search terms for who lands on your blog??