You'd Hope So, Wouldn't You?

You’d Hope So, Wouldn’t You?

April 24, 2007 by Katherine Coble

On the back of the bottle of charcoal lighter fluid I just threw away:

Warning: Combustible Mixture

About these ads

on April 24, 2007 at 6:01 pm | Reply Chance

It’s good that people are looking out for us.
on April 25, 2007 at 12:10 am | Reply Casey

Just goes to show that there are real live Homer Simpsons living among us:

Kent Brockman: Springfield has come down with a fever: football fever. If you have the fever, there’s only one cure. Take 2 tickets, and see the game Sunday morning.
Public Service Announcer: Warning. Tickets should NOT be taken internally.
Homer: See? Because of me, now they have a warning
on April 25, 2007 at 1:52 pm | Reply La BellaDonna

One of my favorites is an over-the-counter sleep aid that lists “drowsiness” under “possible side effects.” Wouldn’t that actually be an “effect” and not a “side effect”?