I just got a call from a lovely woman named Hazel. She asked me to serve on the church’s Publicity Committee. In 2009. While I readily agreed, I somehow feel that tempts fate just a bit. I know that when Man plans, God laughs. Perhaps since this plan is one of service to God He [...]
Archive for September, 2006
I Think I Just Signed My Own Death Warrant
Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on September 30, 2006 | 8 Comments »
When Blogging Is Stealing
Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on September 30, 2006 | 30 Comments »
I read a lot of web logs. My favourites are the ones where people take the time to write out their thoughts or tell a short story. Sometimes I enjoy videos. I also enjoy well-researched and informative pieces written by someone who knows their material. I’m a writer. I have good days and I have [...]
How To Tell People You’re Pregnant, Part II
Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on September 29, 2006 | 2 Comments »
Ever since I wrote the previous post about telling people you’re pregnant without them wanting to kill you, I’ve gotten all kinds of hits. Many people are googling “how to tell pregnant” and coming here. Each day I get at least two visitors, and at least 10 google hits for this. It would seem that [...]
Southern Festival of Books
Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on September 29, 2006 | 2 Comments »
It’s that time again! The Southern Festival of Books is coming in two weeks. The list of sessions is now online. Some interesting sessions include-oh nevermind. There are too many to list individually. Go check it out! There are still also many volunteer opportunities available.
Feminism: Flirting Your Way To The Top!!!
Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on September 29, 2006 | 4 Comments »
As a feminist of a certain flavour I’m all for women being integrated into the various corporate paradigms. Which is a fancy way of saying that I think women can hold the same jobs as men. The thing that gets me in trouble (okay, one of the things that gets me in trouble) is that [...]
Why Was I Sent This?
Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on September 28, 2006 | 2 Comments »
I honestly can’t figure it out. Why send this to me? If any of you see my husband, ask him. I would ask him myself but I have to finish this row.
Elitist Snotface Part II: The Great Food Stamp Debate
Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on September 28, 2006 | 16 Comments »
If I had categories I would just start one called “The Chronicles Of An Elitist Snotface” and be done with it. Over at her hip new joint, Ivy has a post about food stamps. I was going to comment there, but I’m a week late in doing so, and I have too many comments. Besides, [...]
Belated Happy Birthday
Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on September 28, 2006 | 1 Comment »
My friend Lydias birthday was yesterday. Happy birthday to Lydia.
Wherein My Body Betrays Me
Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on September 28, 2006 | 2 Comments »
When people have food allergies, it’s usually kind of a good thing in a roundabout way. It can keep them away from foods that are not the best thing for you. Allergic to nuts? Snickers bars are off the table. Allergic to dairy? Bye-bye Ben & Jerry! I appear to be developing an allergy to [...]
Fat Monica
Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on September 27, 2006 | 9 Comments »
I may be, with this post, reaching the nadir of lame blogging. Because I’m actually writing about a TV show that has been off the air for years. When it was on the air, I didn’t have a blog. So now I’m trying very hard to think of a reason to write about a rerun. [...]



