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Poor Mel

Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on July 31, 2006 | 2 Comments »

It appears that the Jews have driven Mel Gibson to drink.
I know that I’m not the first person, or the 93rd person, to point this out…but don’t you think that during the filming of Passion Of The Christ, Mel would have hit upon the fact that Jesus was a Jew. For that matter, [...]

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The Sun Also Sets On Atlanta

Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on July 31, 2006 | 4 Comments »

I’m not Ernest Hemingway. I don’t like to drink, couldn’t really care less about hunting and have no good way to write eloquently about all the piles of pebbles that turn life into a quarry of concern. Kidney stones, obviously. And then dogs with torn toenails, leaky faucets, microwave short-outs and [...]

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Heroes Are Too Cheap

Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on July 27, 2006 | 5 Comments »

I had planned to write a long post in honour of the Tour De France on Sunday when the race wrapped up. Instead I was in and out and in the Summit E.R.
I was crazy mad with pain in a way that only a person who has been there can understand. [...]

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Things Overheard At Summitt, Or Why I Am Gonna Kill Brahms

Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on July 25, 2006 | 11 Comments »

“My throat hurts. Can I have some morpine?”
*brahms lullaby over the intercom*
“I’m really tired of potato salad. My mom makes it all the time.”
“Yeah, my dad ran over a cat this weekend. Runned the truck right OVER its head. So of course I hadta go pick that thing [...]

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Anti-Israel Vs. Anti-Semite Vs. Isolationist

Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on July 21, 2006 | 28 Comments »

Or…here’s how I see it.
Anti-Israel
The State of Israel is not a legitimate nation-state worthy of recognition.
and/or
The State of Israel’s battles are its own problem, stemming from their insistence on occupying sought-after lands.
and/or
The State of Israel is committing war-crimes
Anti-Semite
Jews are inherently evil.
Jews committ atrocities–anything from making matzah with the blood [...]

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Tales Of My Dumbness And Overinflated Ego (Abridged)

Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on July 21, 2006 | 4 Comments »

The Dumbness
I’ve been frantically trying to plan various things so they don’t coincide with my downtime, which begins on August 10th. I’ve felt a bit behind the eight-ball for several days, worried about the tenth drawing ever closer and my ambition to accomplish various tasks dwindling. Yesterday morning I woke [...]

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Let’s Have A Patrick Swayze Christmas!!!

Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on July 20, 2006 | 1 Comment »

Thanks to Nathan Moore I’m pleased beyond belief.
Happiness!

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Odds and Odders

Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on July 20, 2006 | 2 Comments »

–Finished watching The Wire Season 1 last night. Now I need to get my hands on Seasons 2 & 3 as soon as possible. I crave it bad. Poor McNulty put adrift like a post-menopausal Inuit woman.
–Did you ever read something that you just knew was dictated by another [...]

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Mark It 8, Dude

Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on July 20, 2006 | Leave a Comment »

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The Life Of A Beautiful Woman

Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on July 19, 2006 | 7 Comments »

Allow me to take a few moments to tell you about Kate. She was an elfinly-pretty woman, both smart and talented. She married very young, and to a much older man. Not long after their cool plunge into hasty marriage they had a son they called Duncan. Her [...]

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