I haven’t ever had ads here, and hadn’t planned on adding ads. Because, really, who is gonna see ‘em? The same five people who have them on their own site. But then Terry Heaton came up with this really cool Nashville RevShare ad campaign. I was signed on for that, but then I guess it’s [...]
Archive for March, 2006
Why The Ads?
Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on March 31, 2006 | 7 Comments »
Hot Music City News
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I blog the latest big Nashville News over at Metroblog Nashville. Click thru for enlightenment.
Armageddon Poetry
Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on March 31, 2006 | 2 Comments »
I don’t know what I believe about the end times, really. Our pastor gave a seminar on his interpretation of Revelation that has several people at the church riled. People are always fascinated with The Revelation of Jesus Christ…unto St.John. (Pet peeve–people who call the book “Revelations”. That’s not the name of the book. It [...]
Vonage Blows
Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on March 30, 2006 | 6 Comments »
I know that Patrick loves them so much that he’s even gotten a free hat from the company. But I’d be darn near death from shock if I could even get them to set up the service right. Here’s how it’s supposed to work: 1. You buy some box thingy that lets your phone work [...]
How Mitch Hurwitz Broke My Heart
Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on March 30, 2006 | 1 Comment »
He has lost interest in producing Arrested Development for Showtime. I’m severely bummed, but grateful to Hurwitz for the 2.5 years of the best TV show ever made. I hope he will once again turn illusions for money.
Chocolate Vine II: Revenge Of The Wrens
Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on March 30, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Clearly the cold snap did no lasting harm to the Chocolate Vine (aka The Pretty But Otherwise Cockroachish Plant). Yet we have a new dilemma. Birds enjoy making a home within its fragrant branches. I feel much the same about birds as I do pretty much anybody else. They’re free to enjoy their lifestyle as [...]
A Chinaman’s Chance
Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on March 30, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Leave your country, your people and your father’s household and go to the land I will show you. And so Judeo-Christian history takes off–with an immigrant. It’s safe to say that leaving one’s homeland in search of a better life is not a new concept. The United States was built on immigration, as anyone will [...]
Have I Stolen?
Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on March 29, 2006 | 13 Comments »
I’m getting fussy in my old age, what with being generally perturbed by all the people who admit that they spooge off their neighbors’ unguarded WiFi or download stuff off BitTorrent. But then I got to thinking about my computer. Is it a log in my eye? I’m a huge Lilo & Stitch nut. Last [...]
A Confession Re. My Baser Nature
Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on March 29, 2006 | 5 Comments »
Firstly, I must make a disclaimer. Not every post i write this week is going to include men I find sexy. But to answer the commenters on the previous: Steve Jobs. Duh. There are no men I find sexy within the contents of this post. I would like to see Ty Pennington’s Linus, though. Right [...]
Apple Vs. Apple
Posted in Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse on March 29, 2006 | 2 Comments »
The long-awaited showdown is underway. The Beatles’ Apple is suing Jobs’ Apple for putting one toe squarely over the line into the music business. “What Apple Computers are not doing (when) using the Apple mark is selling software, delivery systems, or anything of the like. They are selling music,” Vos said. “and that is in [...]



